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Joke of the day

by Mark
posted 09-21-2018 11:09 PM


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#1 posted 09-21-2018 11:24 PM

Do you know the rules of 40 (turning 40)?
Never pass up the opportunity to use a nearby toilet.
Never trust a fart.
Never let a perfectly good (use your imagination) go to waste.

I memorized these rule a long time ago.

-- Mark

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#2 posted 09-22-2018 12:45 AM


Do you know the rules of 40 (turning 40)?
Never pass up the opportunity to use a nearby toilet.
Never trust a fart.
Never let a perfectly good (use your imagination) go to waste.

I memorized these rule a long time ago.

- Mark Wilson

Good Rules Mark Wilson! I’m Well past 40 and I follow them all the time!

Posting Mark: Those 15 of yours while being pretty true are a HOOT. LMAO! I’m going to copy them for sure. Thanks Buddy!

Rick S.

-- Richard (Ontario, CANADA)

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#3 posted 09-27-2018 10:24 PM


Yea! I know. It’s in another Post. So What!

Just Me!!

-- Richard (Ontario, CANADA)

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#4 posted 09-27-2018 10:25 PM

NO Peace At All!

-- Richard (Ontario, CANADA)

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#5 posted 09-28-2018 03:56 AM

Mark

YOUR 15 POINTER IS STILL THE WINNER! I Laugh like a Crazy Man (Maybe I am) Every time I read it!


Reminds me of: Two Guys sitting on a Bench in front of their Old Age Home. One guy can’t stop complaining about His Aches & Pains. The other guy just sits there.

The first guy says Well! What about You? He says, ME? I Feel just Like a NEW BABY! No Hair, No Teeth and I just WET Myself!

Regards: Rick S.

-- Richard (Ontario, CANADA)

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