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spam in my inbox

by thedude50
posted 01-20-2018 12:20 AM


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waho6o9

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#1 posted 01-20-2018 12:23 AM

Sure thing babe

“Hello, how are you doing? please excuse me for invading your privacy through this medium, my name is Lydia, i am a young lady and i love to do some woodwork. Actually i am here looking for a real friendship and i hope you will grant me the opportunity for us to know ourselves very well despite age or distance, i will like you to reply me through my email [ [email protected] ] for more details about me coupled with my pictures.”

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Cricket

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#2 posted 01-20-2018 12:39 AM

Her account has been locked.

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waho6o9

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#3 posted 01-20-2018 12:39 AM

Thank you Cricket

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Jim Finn

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#4 posted 01-20-2018 01:20 AM

I received this same email… I just laughed at it.

-- No PHD just a DD214

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alittleoff

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#5 posted 01-20-2018 01:52 AM

Get me her no.

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Dark_Lightning

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#6 posted 01-20-2018 02:00 AM

Awww, I was hoping for someone to “Love me long time!” :rolleyes:

-- Steven.......Random Orbital Nailer

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woodbutcherbynight

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#7 posted 01-20-2018 03:12 AM

Got same message. I have a beautiful wife from Ukraine, always makes me laugh….

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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Monte Pittman

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#8 posted 01-20-2018 03:21 AM

My wife is Russian. They know how to silence those types.

-- Nature created it, I just assemble it.

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bandit571

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#9 posted 01-20-2018 03:32 AM

Wasn’t Lidia the name of the Daughter in Beetlejuice? Played by Winona Ryder?

Probably off singing that Banana Boat Song…again…..Or was it ..”Shake, shake, Senora!”

-- A Planer? I'M the planer, this is what I use

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woodbutcherbynight

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#10 posted 01-20-2018 03:45 AM

Watch this video, hilarious stuff. Maybe I need to try it out and see how much laughs the guys at work get when I read the replies.

https://www.ted.com/talks/james_veitch_this_is_what_happens_when_you_reply_to_spam_email

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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Richard

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#11 posted 01-20-2018 02:51 PM

I got a similar Mail, or maybe the same one from “belibaby”

belibaby
Sent 01-19-2018 06:27 PM
Subject Hello
Message

Hello, how are you doing? please excuse me for invading your privacy through this medium, my name is Lydia, i am a young lady and i love to do some woodwork. Actually i am here looking for a real friendship and i hope you will grant me the opportunity for us to know ourselves very well despite age or distance, i will like you to reply me through my email [ [email protected] ] for more details about me coupled with my pictures.

I guess this is the one that Cricket has now locked? Although it appeared that I could have Replied. I just Deleted it.

BYE BYE BELIBABY ...LOL…

Rick

-- Richard (Ontario, CANADA)

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Gene Howe

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#12 posted 01-20-2018 03:16 PM

Thanks, Cricket.

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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Bill White

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#13 posted 01-20-2018 03:20 PM

DANG! I thought I was the only one. After lookin’ at all you young fellers, she’ll not wanna be my “friend”.
Bill

-- [email protected]

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Richard

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#14 posted 01-20-2018 03:40 PM



DANG! I thought I was the only one. After lookin at all you young fellers, she ll not wanna be my “friend”.
Bill

- Bill White

Hey Bill!

Age doesn’t mean anything to these “Ladies”. It’s The “SIZE’ and ”$$$$$”. So you’d probably be in the running!
(That Was A Compliment.) ...LOL…

Rick

-- Richard (Ontario, CANADA)

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woodbutcherbynight

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#15 posted 01-21-2018 03:02 AM

You might be interested to know a good number of these emails are written by men / teens.

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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000

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#16 posted 01-21-2018 03:16 AM



You might be interested to know a good number of these emails are written by men / teens.

- woodbutcherbynight

I found that out the hard way,
6 hour drive home was a long time to think about it :>/

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Dark_Lightning

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#17 posted 01-21-2018 04:30 AM


You might be interested to know a good number of these emails are written by men / teens.

- woodbutcherbynight

I found that out the hard way,
6 hour drive home was a long time to think about it :>/

- jbay

ROFLMAO You funny!

-- Steven.......Random Orbital Nailer

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woodbutcherbynight

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#18 posted 01-21-2018 05:14 AM


I found that out the hard way,
6 hour drive home was a long time to think about it :>/

- jbay

LOL. I know guys that made the flight overseas to Odessa, Ukraine to find out the love of there life had no idea they existed as the dating agency had a fake profile and had been sending them bogus return letters. Was a long 2 weeks for them.

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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Richard

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#19 posted 01-21-2018 01:25 PM

I seent a Mail to Cricket, just to make sure. She is Officially Locked Out!

Thanks Cricket!

Rick

-- Richard (Ontario, CANADA)

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GR8HUNTER

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#20 posted 01-22-2018 11:32 PM

Hello my darling friend,

Thanks for your mail in respect to my message. I am so happy to read your mail and I appreciate it so much. Thank you for accepting my friendship request by responding to my mail.

My name is Miss Lydia Hanson, i’m (25 years) single and never married, i came from (South Sudan) in North east Africa and Presently i am residing in the Orphanage home here in Dakar Senegal as a result of the civil war in my country.

My late father Eng Hanson Ibrahim Was the former managing director of Nile Petroleum Corporation, South Sudan of my country and the owner of ( Hans Oil and Gas Ltd ), before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and Killed my mother and my father in a cold blood. It was only me and my younger brother that was alive and we managed to make our way to a nearby country Senegal where we live as orphan but is unfortunate that my younger brother died 8 months ago here in the orphanage home due to hardship and lack of treatment living only me as a survival now. Honestly my condition here in the Orphanage home is unbearable and i am sick and tired of staying here any longer because i have been here since the war started and i am passing through hardship and sufferings, no body to take care and i can not make a move from here because I lost my passport and other traveling documents on the process of running for my there life.

I wish to share with you in confidence and trust that before the incident took place there was a certain amount of money totaling ($4,200.000.00) (Four Million Two Hundred Thousand Dollars) which my late father deposited in one of the leading bank outside my country which i am the next of kin before he met his untimely death which claim the life of my family.

All my relatives ran away and they are no where to be found since then. I wanted to further this agreement by myself, but due to my orphanage status, I wish to seek for your assistance of a long standing relationship of your help in transferring this my late Fathers money into your account over there in your country pending my arrival to meet with you to start a new life over there, because my condition here is terrible. Perhaps I disclosed this to you alone by love and trust i deposed in you Which and wish the same from you.

Therefore, I shall give you the bank contact and other necessary information’s in my next email if you will only promised me that you will not / never betray and disclosed this matter to anybody, because this money is the only hope i have for survival on earth since i have lost my parents. I have contacted the bank all they told is to look for a foreign partner that will stand for me due to my status as orphan.

I have the DEATH CERTIFICATE and DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE here with me, but before i give you further information, I will like you to send me your information;

1) Your full names?
2) Your country and residential address?
3) Your Phone Number?
4) Your age

Meanwhile, You Can reach me by calling me through the help of the Reverend Father’s phone number, ( +221 705 444 315 ) He is in charge of the Orphanage home and his name is Rev. Emmanuel Bethel, So if you wish to hear my voice you can call me through his phone number, if you call please tell him that you want to speak with ( Lydia ) He will send for me to come and answer your call because i am in the female hostel.

Thanks and have a nice day as i wait to hear from you soonest.
Yours ever,
Lydia.

-- Tony---- Reinholds,Pa.------ REMEMBER TO ALWAYS HAVE FUN

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woodbutcherbynight

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#21 posted 01-23-2018 04:06 AM

ROFLMAO

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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