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2K views 11 replies 8 participants last post by  woodbutcherbynight 
#1 · (Edited by Moderator)
The wife is being an absolute sweetheart lately.
Last night I said I was feeling a bit hungry and on goes a chicken stir-fry.
"you watch t.v darling, I'll look after that" she said. And she did .
This morning she cleaned the deck in the back garden, tidied up around the front and rang me
at work to see what I wanted for dinner.
I know she's after buying something. i just didn't find it yet.
 
#3 ·
...oh no.
...hang on tight.
...very likely a set-up.
...this could be very costly.
...waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Good Luck! ;-)
 
#5 ·
Not being married, I'm not familiar with the rules. Would it be a breach of protocol to jump directly to, "Alright. What is it, and how much?"?
 
#9 ·
Gus - maybe there is a grain of truth in what you say.
I am, after all, a fine, handsome cut of a man ( see pic ) with many outstanding qualities & attributes.
Maybe she finally realises what a great catch I am/was.
It's obvious when you think about it. )
 
#11 ·
Man, are you lucky, if you wife shows a little guilt about spending money. The UPS truck stopped by this morning and unloaded eleven huge boxes into the garage. The Warden never gave me a clue-I've been eating the same leftovers for weeks.

Still no idea what she bought.

Ken
 
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