That board reminds me of the one that my mom made in high school back in the 1930s. I think it was made out of pine (not exactly cutting board wood) but lasted through the ages. It's what our family considers a family heirloom!
I like your political correctness... can't tell if its a hog or a sow…
Then again it must be a hog... my missus says I'm a pig and the last time I looked, I was a hog!