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The fart stool... (Prutsskammel in Danish).

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Project by mafe posted 02-25-2020 10:15 AM 1584 views 0 times favorited 28 comments Add to Favorites Watch

The fart stool…
Prutskammel in Danish.

Hi LJ’s,
This is a small foot stool for my allotment house toilet.
No need to be in a coma now, we all do it…
But if you are one of those who can’t talk about going to the toilet, stop reading now.
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(I made the double spacing so you have no excuse not to stop, from now i’s your own fault).


Pictures:
1. The fart stool.
2. Ugly Betty… I made these legs first and found them terrible.
3. A series of saw cuts.
4. Giving it a curve.
5. Looks like a stool, still a little ugly, but it will do.
6. Gave the surface a wavy texture, so one will not fall off.

As said, this stool is for my allotment house, more precise for the toilet, because even though there’s only a campingtoilet, one still need to go there, most of us once a day and most of us doing it wrong.
How can you go to the toilet wrong?

Evolution is the word, we did not use sitting toilets for so long and in fact in large parts of the world they don’t do it yet. The sitting toilet makes us sit in a 90° angle, this locks up our intestines, for thousands of years we just sat down and did the thing, wen squatting we are closer to 35° between legs and upper body and this opens up.
I think you got it now and if not, you can read more HERE.

I’ll spare you any pictures of the stool in use, but once you have gone down this road, you will never go back and for me it really helped, to get rid of a lot of stomach pains.

(If you feel insulted and read this, all I can say, I told you to stop reading 23 lines and a illustration ago).

Hope it can be to some inspiration, a smile and perhaps even a nice free fart…

Best thoughts,

MaFe

-- MAD F, the fanatical rhykenologist and vintage architect. Democraticwoodworking.





28 comments so far

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ramon

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#1 posted 02-25-2020 10:33 AM

Parece práctico… Las cuñas de las patas no deberían ir en vertical en relación con el asiento?

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mafe

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#2 posted 02-25-2020 10:43 AM

ramon, thank you. Why should they not go in that direction, due to the fear that it will split? I thought when they were that much away from the edge, it would be no problem…
Best thoughts,
Mads

-- MAD F, the fanatical rhykenologist and vintage architect. Democraticwoodworking.

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lew

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#3 posted 02-25-2020 11:57 AM

I think I have to poop!

Nice build, Mads!

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

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mafe

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#4 posted 02-25-2020 12:00 PM

Big laugh Lew, just promise me you do it right! Thank you.
Best laughing thoughts,
Mads

-- MAD F, the fanatical rhykenologist and vintage architect. Democraticwoodworking.

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MrFid

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#5 posted 02-25-2020 01:36 PM

Love it! I like the texture on the top. Best of luck with future uses.

-- Bailey F - Eastern Mass.

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swirt

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#6 posted 02-25-2020 02:11 PM

NIce stool sample…. err… stool Mafe ;)

-- Galootish log blog, http://www.timberframe-tools.com

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TheDane

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#7 posted 02-25-2020 02:36 PM

Nice … and practical too!

A company in the U.S. has made a successful business building a product called the “Squatty Potty”!

-- Gerry -- "I don't plan to ever really grow up ... I'm just going to learn how to act in public!"

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Dave Polaschek

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#8 posted 02-25-2020 02:41 PM

Nice stool for making stools, Mads!

-- Dave - Santa Fe

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recycle1943

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#9 posted 02-25-2020 02:57 PM

one of the GREAT benefits of this site is the educational aspect but for me, it was always saw dust. But I must say, I’m always open to learning of all sorts – Thanks for posting

-- Dick, Malvern Ohio - my biggest fear is that when I die, my wife sells my toys for what I told her I paid for them

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Ivan

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#10 posted 02-25-2020 03:10 PM

Awesome work,... I like those scene with all those chips

-- Ivan, Croatia, Wooddicted

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doubleDD

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#11 posted 02-25-2020 03:20 PM

First off nice job on the design, it will serve the purpose well. I see these getting more popular all the time and even here people talking about them. Good idea to take care of #1 when you’re doing #2

-- Dave, Downers Grove, Il. -------- When you run out of ideas, start building your dreams.

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Doug

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#12 posted 02-25-2020 04:16 PM

Glad to see that someone is willing to talk about being human. Great project for a great purpose. Thanks.

-- Doug

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pottz

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#13 posted 02-25-2020 04:18 PM

well not what i usually expect from you but im all for it,anything to make it easier why not.thanks mads.

-- sawdust the bigger the pile the bigger my smile-larry,so cal.

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Rob Drown

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#14 posted 02-25-2020 05:39 PM

Nice work!! How tall is it?

-- The expectations of life depend upon diligence; the mechanic that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools. Confucius, 经过艰苦的努力的梦想可以成真

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leafherder

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#15 posted 02-25-2020 08:24 PM

Great job. OK I admit that when I saw the project title I was expecting a joke about whoopee cushions or the noise the stool makes when scooted across a tile floor. I was not expecting a lesson in evolution and gastro-intestinal disorders, but I found it educational and entertaining so thank you.

-- Leafherder

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