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Project by DeLayne Peck posted 09-17-2018 03:55 AM 1119 views 3 times favorited 10 comments Add to Favorites Watch

OK, here is my conspiracy theory: There is deep-state within LJS comprised of “Made Woodworkers.” Behind the scenes, the “family” controls everything. You name it – new projects, views, comments, favorites, top daily threes, blogs, product reviews, etc.

Rumor has it during Initiation, associates are escorted through a ritual. Inductees are lead from one tool station after another and gain secret teachings. The ceremony conveys the meaning of secret signs, handshakes, and passwords. Finally, sawdust is thrown and associates swear to secrecy “morte senza strumento,” Death without Tools.

I believe the family views the construction of red oak, tissue box cover as a strong indication of worthiness for membership. I hope to know soon.

-- DJ Peck, Lincoln Nebraska. Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.





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jeffswildwood

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#1 posted 09-17-2018 11:34 AM

LOL. I don’t know about your theory but you did make a wonderful tissue box cover! Nice job and I like the grain matching. This may just get you into the “secret society”. :-)

-- We all make mistakes, the trick is to fix it in a way that says "I meant to do that".

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TDIce

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#2 posted 09-17-2018 12:19 PM

Et praedicate, non estis digni.

I proclaim, you are worthy.

Nice job.

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recycle1943

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#3 posted 09-17-2018 12:19 PM

Like Jeff said, the grain match will definitely help your induction.

BUT looking at your previous entrys – me thinks you are already in the coveted covey

-- Dick, Malvern Ohio - my biggest fear is that when I die, my wife sells my toys for what I told her I paid for them

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helluvawreck

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#4 posted 09-17-2018 01:10 PM

This is an outstanding tissue box cover.

-- helluvawreck aka Charles, http://woodworkingexpo.wordpress.com

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Woodwrecker

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#5 posted 09-17-2018 04:36 PM

Don’t hold your breath, but the tissue box is a beauty!

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oldnovice

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#6 posted 09-17-2018 08:09 PM

Another well done project sir.
It fits your scheme of projects around your home and you know I love red oak!

-- "I never met a board I didn't like!"

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therealSteveN

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#7 posted 09-17-2018 08:15 PM

DeLayne, I like you, your ate up like I am. You certainly make me chuckle.

Eggcellent tissue box here, grain wrap is flawless, and that makes a simple wood box a work of hmmmmmm something.

Yep, you are a member alright, thanks for posting.

-- Think safe, be safe

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DeLayne Peck

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#8 posted 09-17-2018 09:02 PM

Thank you, brethren, for the kind words. Silly comes to me too easily in my old age.

-- DJ Peck, Lincoln Nebraska. Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

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Dark_Lightning

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#9 posted 09-18-2018 12:50 AM



OK, here is my conspiracy theory: There is deep-state within LJS comprised of “Made Woodworkers.” Behind the scenes, the “family” controls everything. You name it – new projects, views, comments, favorites, top daily threes, blogs, product reviews, etc.

Rumor has it during Initiation, associates are escorted through a ritual. Inductees are lead from one tool station after another and gain secret teachings. The ceremony conveys the meaning of secret signs, handshakes, and passwords. Finally, sawdust is thrown and associates swear to secrecy “morte senza strumento,” Death without Tools.

I believe the family views the construction of red oak, tissue box cover as a strong indication of worthiness for membership. I hope to know soon.

- DeLayne Peck

Nice box! If you really want to stir it up, just don’t post for a couple weeks and see the rumors fly! Then come back with a kidnap/escape story, where you used some old fashioned tool you found on the premises. :D

-- Steven.......Random Orbital Nailer

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Rich

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#10 posted 09-18-2018 01:48 AM

And there it is… The coveted Daily Top 3. Congratulations!

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