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Blog entry by mrtrim posted 04-16-2008 02:47 PM 6469 reads 0 times favorited 16 comments Add to Favorites Watch

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Canadian man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties. ‘We’re sorry sir, But we have some information about your wife,’ said one Mountie.
‘Tell me! Did you find her?’ the anguished husband sobbed.
The Mounties looked at each other. One said, ‘We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?’
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said, ‘Give me the bad news first.’
The Mountie said,’I’m sorry to tell you, Sir, but this morning we found your wife’s body in the bay.’
‘Oh my God!’ exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, ‘What’s the good news?’
The Mountie continued,’When we pulled her up, she had twelve 25 lb. snow crabs & 6 good-size lobsters clinging to her.’
Stunned, the husband demanded,’If that’s the good news, what’s the great news?’

The Mountie said, ‘We’re gonna pull her up again tomorrow!’

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#1 posted 04-16-2008 02:51 PM

DISCLAIMER ! this is not my original writeing . im not bashing canadiens , mounties , kayaking , crab , lobster , or wives . however i would consider dunking the ex for a lobster dinner ! lol what ? i gave her the buick ! lol

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#2 posted 04-16-2008 02:52 PM

sick.. but funny

-- making sawdust....

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#3 posted 04-16-2008 03:19 PM

I agree.. sick but tickled a funny bone.

-- ~ Debbie, Canada (, Young Living Wellness )

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#4 posted 04-16-2008 03:28 PM

It’s that easy to get lobster?

-- Bruce from Central New, if you'll pardon me, I have some sawdust to make.

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#5 posted 04-16-2008 03:36 PM

Ya dem Canucks! giggle, giggle

-- Thos. Angle, Jordan Valley, Oregon

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#6 posted 04-16-2008 04:08 PM

Got a good laugh out of that one :)

-- Paul D - Lawrenceville, Georgia

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#7 posted 04-16-2008 04:09 PM

Love it . that was great

-- John, Greensboro NC noobie Woodworker

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#8 posted 04-16-2008 05:37 PM

That was a tastless joke…or was it? did he say lobsters also!

-- Hope Never fails

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#9 posted 04-16-2008 06:17 PM

I’m married! Where exactly in Canada was that? :-)

-- Gary - Never pass up the opportunity to make a mistake look like you planned it that way - Tyler, TX

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#10 posted 04-16-2008 06:55 PM

The joke is slightly wrong.
A man in Toronto received a cable from the mounties
Found mother in law floating dead in the bay STOP. Two 10 lb lobsters attached to her legs STOP Please wire instructions FULL STOP

Man wired back Send the lobsters and set her again STOP

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#11 posted 04-16-2008 09:12 PM


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#12 posted 04-17-2008 04:19 AM

im guessing top but i bet you didnt hear that from someone from maine ! lol but then if it were clinging to my ” ex ” i dont care if it was from uganda it would be dang tasty ! lol signed…... still bitter about the buick ! lol

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#13 posted 04-18-2008 02:33 AM

What did the crabs taste like Trim?.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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#14 posted 04-18-2008 02:02 PM

grumpy, ssshhhhh what crabs ? she fell man i swear ! lol

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#15 posted 04-18-2008 02:07 PM

On behalf of all the Snowcrabs, Lobsters and Canadians….. <g>
Not the Mounties though;-(


-- A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner

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