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#1 ·
Clem's Wooden Outhouse

Well its almost Friday and thought I would share this funny cartoon

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#12 ·
Missing your favorite Pet?

I may have accidently sawn it in half today

My son and I were making a potting table from a couple of old pallets

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We cut up bits and reinforced the pallet to hold the legs

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It was when we were cleaning up to my horror I found the remains of what looked like cat,
which I must have accidently cut in half.

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I poked around it with my marking pen but sadly there was no response.

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A unusual end to the days work.
 

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#13 ·
Missing your favorite Pet?

I may have accidently sawn it in half today

My son and I were making a potting table from a couple of old pallets

Table Outdoor bench Street furniture Picnic table Wood


We cut up bits and reinforced the pallet to hold the legs

Wood Outdoor furniture Natural material Table Grass


It was when we were cleaning up to my horror I found the remains of what looked like cat,
which I must have accidently cut in half.

Wood Outdoor furniture Chair Plant Fawn


I poked around it with my marking pen but sadly there was no response.

Cat Felidae Small to medium-sized cats Paper bag Carnivore


A unusual end to the days work.
Not such a good hiding place after all. Woodworkers are dangerous people.
 

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#41 ·
Need a little light fun in the wood world (otherwise dont look)

I could not help myself after LBD comments that took me some time to actually decypher.

It reminded me that woodwork can be fun and amusing at the same time so we dont all get Grumpy !!

A good contender for a DT2 !!

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Check out the amount of views !! In fact ignore that comment as I just checked out tyvekboy!!

Tool Cabinet Increases Storage By 350 Percent ••

01-05-2013 02:11 PM by tyvekboy

77294 views | 303 comments
 

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#42 ·
Need a little light fun in the wood world (otherwise dont look)

I could not help myself after LBD comments that took me some time to actually decypher.

It reminded me that woodwork can be fun and amusing at the same time so we dont all get Grumpy !!

A good contender for a DT2 !!

Vertebrate Product Wood Screenshot Font


Check out the amount of views !! In fact ignore that comment as I just checked out tyvekboy!!

Tool Cabinet Increases Storage By 350 Percent ••

01-05-2013 02:11 PM by tyvekboy

77294 views | 303 comments
that's Tits!!!!
 

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#48 ·
Essential woodworking reading

I thought I had better post this in case there is a fellow LJ interested.

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I just finished reading Karda's band saw question and all the funny replies.
if it were only possible buddy-LOL.
 

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#63 ·
Murrays workshop

OK whats this all about?

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Well its too hot to be up on the roof at the moment so some LJs trolling is in order, so guess what I found!

Not enough space no convienences no beer? just check out Murrays shop.

He appears to be Canadian but I really think he is an closet Aussie!

I want that beer my skills need honing!!

http://lumberjocks.com/murrayintokyo/workshop#comment-4257362

Pottzy you are a naughty boy …you have been keeping secrets from us, ...anything else you need to fes up about!!

Maybe its not so secret, here is some work in progress.

I seem to be missing lots of good stuff as I get older!! maybe its the soggy cornflakes.
 

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#64 ·
Murrays workshop

OK whats this all about?

Drinkware Tableware Bottle Table Liquid


Well its too hot to be up on the roof at the moment so some LJs trolling is in order, so guess what I found!

Not enough space no convienences no beer? just check out Murrays shop.

He appears to be Canadian but I really think he is an closet Aussie!

I want that beer my skills need honing!!

http://lumberjocks.com/murrayintokyo/workshop#comment-4257362

Pottzy you are a naughty boy …you have been keeping secrets from us, ...anything else you need to fes up about!!

Maybe its not so secret, here is some work in progress.

I seem to be missing lots of good stuff as I get older!! maybe its the soggy cornflakes.
I don't think I'll ever complain about the size of my shop again…
 

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#66 ·
Prompted after seeing Tooch's Adventures in CNC Blog spammed

1. Teaching Math In 1950s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.
His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit ?
Yes or No

3. Teaching Math In 1980s

4. Teaching Math In 1990s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math In 2000s
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and
inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the
preservation of our woodlands.
He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this
way of making a living?
Topic for class participation after
answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger
cut down their homes?
e.g, anger, anxiety, inadequacy, helplessness, etc.)

No wrong answers; feel free to express your feelings

Should you require debriefing at conclusion of exam,
counselors are available
to assist you in adjusting back into the real world.

6. Teaching Math In 2020
هاتشيرو تبيع كارلواد من نهاب 100 دولار. تكلفة الإنتاج هو 80 دولاراً. كيف الكثيرمن المال ولم؟

http://lumberjocks.com/Tooch/blog/116049
 
#74 ·
Staining timber was never so exciting

I was looking for staining videos for my latest project and I found what looks like some sort of tutorial series by this lady who I can only remember as Hooter Bird.

I guess its getting a reasonable amount of attention, cannot remember the stain product but some other attribute images have remained.

I am not sure if Home help would be of assistance, as one could end up tripping on their tongue, or something else more embarassing!!

I wonder if there is a sanding one? I am sure that's a process that could do with a "juicing up" ... to say the least.
OIASANB!! (LBD will figure it out!)

 
#83 ·
Differences between woodies and their partners.

I thought I had better post this, the reason being just in case there is a LJ out there that at didnt know the differerences

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It not gender specific so if there are any Lumber Jills looking just swap the heading names around.
 

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#84 ·
Differences between woodies and their partners.

I thought I had better post this, the reason being just in case there is a LJ out there that at didnt know the differerences

Product Textile Sleeve Wood Shelf


It not gender specific so if there are any Lumber Jills looking just swap the heading names around.
pretty sure I need to stay away from this
 

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#100 ·
Dog jokes courtesy of the shy LBD

Some funnies for all the dog owners out there

'1'
Blaming your farts on me….not funny… not funny at all !!!
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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!
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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?

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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
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#101 ·
Dog jokes courtesy of the shy LBD

Some funnies for all the dog owners out there

'1'
Blaming your farts on me….not funny… not funny at all !!!
Gesture Cartoon Toy Sleeve Art


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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
Dog Carnivore Dog breed Font Art


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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
Dog Cartoon Carnivore Organism Gesture


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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
Cartoon Gesture Art Happy Thumb


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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
Vertebrate Mammal Font Art Handwriting


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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
Sleeve Cartoon Organism Gesture Finger


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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!
Organism Art Rectangle Cartoon Font


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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
Cartoon Sleeve Gesture Handwriting Font


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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?

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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
Nose Dog Gesture Line Art


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BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAA :<))))))))))
 

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#115 ·
I am running another Wood working class for kids if your interested

Enrollments are open now

All welcome!

Don't miss out now.



BTW that's not actually me is a assistant who helps out with skills on day one!

I thought it was a nice touch and needed sharing, ... i hope it brings a smile
 
#118 ·
does anybody know if this is everybodys friend Ted's wife

Lucila Hawk's Profile

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In case you cannot read it because its small…Just like Ted!

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I wonder if I would be allowed to check out her workshop and see how many sheds she is building!
 

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