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Clever!A 2 minute illustrated history of woodworking (2014 Nordy's Entry)
A light hearted look at woodworking from cavemen to today… in verse… with drawings…
This is my entry for the 2014 Rockler Nordy's contest. I won the competition last year. Can I repeat?
Watch it here, and enjoy! Then come back and leave a comment so we know what you think!
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Funny. I only buy one type of glue. TBII, although I am considering TBIII.Big Oil? For get that- what about BIG GLUE! It's out of control!!!!
Stumpy has a little fun with the glue isle in the latest video blog.
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well said and a very impressive piece of "ART", thank you for sharing.One man's artsy is another man's fartsy...
A closely watched internet auction ended this morning. And by closely watched, I mean a total of five people, including myself, noticed it a few minutes before the end and checked back from time to time to see if it attracted any bids. It didn't. Maybe it was the thousand dollar starting price that turned away prospective buyers. Or it could have been that the item was a worn out wooden hand plane with an old TV antenna stuck in the end. To be fair, it wasn't ONLY a worn out wooden hand plane with an old TV antenna stuck in the end. It also included a video game controller with a matching antenna. Why, you ask, would someone even possess such a set? One word: Art.
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A Bulgarian genius (and I use that term loosely) developed the "remote controlled hand plane". I imagine his process was simple, find a few bits of junk, stick them together and see who falls for it. Of course he couldn't have expected anyone to actually believe he was selling a genuine woodworking tool. Woodworkers are far too smart for that. No, his target was obviously the more discerning buyer. You know the type, they live in big city apartments full of uncomfortable European furniture made from stainless steel and plexi-glass. Their walls are covered in large canvasses with one tiny spot of paint in the center and a dirty soup can carefully mounted in a shadow box rests upon the mantle. They drink cappuccino from tiny cups, they eat only kale and hummus spread on leafs of kale. An evening out always includes a visit to a gallery where they look past their upturned noses, reading some hidden meaning into a particularly breathtaking modern piece. Then the janitor comes and empties it because it's really nothing more than a waste bin, but even that is somehow daring and audacious. Someone taps on a wine glass to smugly announce the opening of the newest exhibit, and everyone crowds around the remote controlled wooden plane. Whispers float about the room.
"Intrepidly bold!"
"See how the batteries speak to the hidden power of the underclasses…"
"Rash and insolent, yet wonderfully cheeky!"
"I heard this same artist also made a plug-in hammer!"
"Recklessly daring!"
"Clearly a statement about the social plight of sociological society…"
"Really, aren't we all just old TV antennas in the grand scheme of things…"
"What the heck is this crap?"
"Who let that simpleton in here? Call security and get me another Bordeaux."
Meanwhile the "artist" is counting his fat stacks and looking through the bathroom trash for his next inspiring piece.
Perhaps I go too far. After all, art is in the eye of the beholder. But I was an artist before I became a woodworker. I painted portraits in oil that actually included two eyes, a nose and a mouth. I sculpted in wax and clay and alabaster, and when I was finished you didn't have to spend an hour gazing thoughtfully in order to interpret its hidden meaning. If I wanted to paint a bowl of fruit, I painted a bowl of stinking fruit. I didn't haphazardly fling pigment onto an old ceiling tile and call it fruit with a hidden message about Darfur. Perhaps my work wasn't very good, after all nobody ever called it "edgy". But I believe it took some amount of talent to create, and that's what made it art. When you start calling anything art, everybody becomes an artist. I'm sorry, but if anybody can create it, where's the value?
It's the same in the woodworking world. Some woodworkers are artists because they can do things few others can. Others, myself included, are craftsmen- and there's no shame in that. If I build a chair, it's a chair. It's not art. If I create a truly unique design that nobody else has tried before, or if I build something flawless and inspiring, then I would call it art. I don't know, maybe I'm old fashioned. I just believe that putting something in a jar of urine or letting my bed sheets stagnate for a year (both are recent exhibits in NY), or even gluing a power cord and a USB stick to a yard sale find and calling it a wifi-level is something else entirely. It's a con, an April fool's joke, and those who consider it otherwise are the biggest fools around.
...Oh, and for those that were asking to see some of my past "art", here's one of the few I still have. It's a pointillism version of the famous "Migrant Mother" portrait from the great depression era dust bowl. It's made up entirely of tiny black dots. It took me over a year and a dozen black pens to create. It may not be the most beautiful thing in the world, but at least nobody will mistake it for a garbage can.