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Blog entry by LittleBlackDuck posted 03-20-2020 05:20 AM 534 reads 0 times favorited 20 comments Add to Favorites Watch

BandG, (getting slack in typing)…

Have tried to tune out and haven’t been following all the optimistic posts by the couldn’t give a rats populous.

However, with all this doom and gloom, let me emphasise we all have a bidet

Take a stroll down Enima Lane and toss your dunny paper shortage down the can.

-- If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD



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crowie

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#1 posted 03-20-2020 05:45 AM

Arre YES Ducky, But all don’t want to have a shower each time we number two!

BUT 9 out of 10 for thinking outside the box or is that roll…..

-- Lifes good, Enjoy each new day...... Cheers from "On Top DownUnder" Crowie

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LittleBlackDuck

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#2 posted 03-20-2020 05:56 AM


Arre YES Ducky, But all don t want to have a shower each time we number two!

BUT 9 out of 10 for thinking outside the box or is that roll…..

- crowie


True crowie then just wipe your rrrs with recycled left overs…

A squirt up the cloaca is not necessarily a shower… Beats queuing up for that non existent roll of dunny paper….

-- If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD

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mafe

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#3 posted 03-20-2020 12:47 PM

It’s actually quite strange once we start thinking of it.
If any of us got our nr 2 on our belly, we would never just take a piece of paper and wipe it off and move on as if nothing had happened, we would call it disgusting and fly into the shower. Yet we do that every day, with our behind… Not all are better in the West. ;-)
Smiles,
Mads

-- MAD F, the fanatical rhykenologist and vintage architect. Democraticwoodworking.

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HokieKen

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#4 posted 03-20-2020 12:56 PM

That’s an excellent point Mads. Never thought about it that way. Now I’ll think about every time :-)

LBD, be careful about taking pictures in the shower. Your crack is showing.

-- Kenny, SW VA, Go Hokies!!!

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splintergroup

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#5 posted 03-20-2020 03:16 PM

Notice the high angle on the photo? I wonder if there be some rubber ducky squeaky toys adorning the shower floor?

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woodshaver Tony C

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#6 posted 03-20-2020 03:54 PM

Kenny, That was really funny! Cracked me up reading that one!

Mafe,
You are so right about “not all better in the west” We need to get with it! And what you said about getting “stuff” on your belly or anyplace else for that matter and washing vs wiping makes so much sense! We have two bidets that we got from Amazon.com the 2 we bought are sold out now on Amazon.com now but there are more on that site. We will never go back to using toilet paper unless it’s absolutely necessary. It’s like giving your butt or rrrs a shower and all you need is a face cloth to pat dry! It really cleans you to the bone!
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-- St Augustine FL, Experience is the sum of our mistakes!

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splintergroup

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#7 posted 03-20-2020 05:04 PM

At least you live in FL Tony!

I doubt that cold water shot in the bung would go over very well in some more northern climes during the winter =8^@

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woodshaver Tony C

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#8 posted 03-20-2020 05:50 PM

LOL! Good thought splintergroup!

They do have Bidets that you hook up to a Hot water line. But your toilet will need to be next to a sink that has Hot and cold water running to it so you can tap into it.

PS. personally I like the coolness of the water here LOL! Feels so good! TMI ? sorry!

-- St Augustine FL, Experience is the sum of our mistakes!

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LittleBlackDuck

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#9 posted 03-20-2020 10:50 PM


LBD, be careful about taking pictures in the shower. Your crack is showing.

- HokieKen


Great pickup line Hokie (wanna be my wingman)... Like wsTC, totally cracked me up, but he stole that crooked line. Unfortunately with current quantity restrictions, one crack per customer.

Notice the high angle on the photo? I wonder if there be some rubber ducky squeaky toys adorning the shower floor?
- splintergroup

A naked duck hanging in a Chinese restaurant is a sight to behold… however, a few more ° down in the viewfinder and it would NOT!

This may not be everyone’s cup-a-tea, however, it’s a viable alternative to those poor buggers shuffling back out of the supermarkets with empty trolleys, missing that elusive roll or two.

For anyone deciding to wash away their troubles, I do recommend removing socks and shoes first.

-- If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD

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woodshaver Tony C

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#10 posted 03-20-2020 11:26 PM

LBD…. It may help to pull the drain strainer before you proceed! I guess it depends because size matters!

-- St Augustine FL, Experience is the sum of our mistakes!

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LittleBlackDuck

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#11 posted 03-21-2020 12:40 AM


LBD…. It may help to pull the drain strainer before you proceed! I guess it depends because size matters!

- woodshaver Tony C
wsTC thanks for the suggestion (for the benefit of others)... I have a permanent stoma so TP and bum cleaning is not an issue for me…

Nevertheless, my suggestion is for a quick wash, not a loo replacement… sorry for being so graphic… taking off/out the lumps could be achieved outside the shower.

-- If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD

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bushmaster

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#12 posted 03-21-2020 01:15 PM

I bought a hand held one some time ago. One with an extendable wand. Works great, easy to install. Higly recomended.

-- Brian - Hazelton, British Columbia

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woodshaver Tony C

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#13 posted 03-21-2020 01:29 PM

Brian, Is that hand held one portable so you can take it with you if you are on a trip?

-- St Augustine FL, Experience is the sum of our mistakes!

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woodshaver Tony C

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#14 posted 03-21-2020 01:42 PM

LBD! I understood your shower suggestion and it’s a really good one if your out of TP. It’s just as good as having a bidet. I was just trying to add some bits of humor!

-- St Augustine FL, Experience is the sum of our mistakes!

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LittleBlackDuck

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#15 posted 03-21-2020 04:06 PM



LBD! I understood your shower suggestion and it s a really good one if your out of TP. It s just as good as having a bidet. I was just trying to add some bits of humor!

- woodshaver Tony C


Understood T, and I am total in support (with the humor)... was just thinking some people may take some comments seriously.

-- If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD

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