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Blog entry by LittleBlackDuck posted 07-01-2019 04:53 AM 406 reads 0 times favorited 16 comments Add to Favorites Watch

Boys and Girls, I am just flabbergasted…, totally lost for words!. Took some time to calm down and breathe life back into my vocabulary.

Looks like my plug against sideways pictures has forced the anti-duck lobyists to seek revenge, with the intention of infuriating this geriatric to encourage thrombosis, with the intention to onset a stoke or a heart attack.

Upside down picture!!!

Let’s just pray that commons sense prevails.

At the time of this post there were 253 comments (and 182 and 123 for another 2 sideways postings) registered with the upside down posting. As I refuse to view dis-oriented picture posts, I can only dream that of those 253 comments, 252 were total admonishment and 1 was the apologetic reply.

I commented in one of the sideways picture blogs that the human retina registers images upside down and it’s the magical brain that “automatically” rotates the image to make orientation seems correct… Maybe sideways posters simply have 1/2 a brain that can’t manage the full spin… and can i conclude that upside down posters are simply brainless?

Now i prefer not to castigate these dissidents, however, I often wander if people that are drowning are too bloody proud to ask for help and chose to stand on their own two feet, firmly planted on the bottom.

I take some solace in the knowledge that while my brain manages to rotate my retina’s visage, alcohol is currently just toying with my grey matter.

Seem that no matter how I try to make joke about this subject… I am going to register a phobia against sideways postings with the medical fraternity.

-- If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD



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robscastle

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#1 posted 07-01-2019 09:46 AM

One day on my Dads property a mate and I were driving a FB holden ute and I was trying to teach him how to do “fishies”, well he almost got the hang of it but hit a dirt bank and flipped the ute upside down. We had to crawl out the windows walk back home and fess up as we could not right it ourselves.

-- Regards Rob

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#2 posted 07-01-2019 10:30 AM

Your advise on the fix good, I have used it. Thanks

-- Petey

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LittleBlackDuck

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#3 posted 07-01-2019 12:08 PM



Your advise on the fix good, I have used it. Thanks

- Peteybadboy

P’B’, I don’t know whether you’ve followed the postage charges between USA and Australia regarding the swap meets…, however, if it wasn’t for such exorbitant discrepancies, I’d send you a crate of beer!

Seriously, I thank you. Was gonna some other smart RRRs statemnet, however, I think that sums it up.

-- If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD

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LittleBlackDuck

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#4 posted 07-01-2019 12:15 PM


One day on my Dads property a mate and I were driving a FB holden ute
- robscastle
crowie would probably say fuc%2#@ HOLDENS… however, he’s probably too nice to make such a comment, just like me!

-- If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD

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robscastle

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#5 posted 07-02-2019 09:06 AM

Hey I found a picture of the camp site on my Dad’s property couldnt see the ute though

Check out these classics!

-- Regards Rob

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#6 posted 07-02-2019 09:20 PM

-- Regards Rob

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LittleBlackDuck

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#7 posted 07-02-2019 10:08 PM




- robscastle

Though I found it hard to read the fine print… but nowhere could I see them saying that at first you need to buy a camera!

-- If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD

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#8 posted 07-02-2019 10:19 PM

Huh????

-- “Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are.” ― R. Waters

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LittleBlackDuck

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#9 posted 07-03-2019 12:31 AM

Now all I have to do is learn to read Chinese.. hmmm, looks more Russian!

How selfish of me to not take this stance before posting the blog.

-- If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD

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#10 posted 07-03-2019 02:27 AM

Aren’t the seasons and the the way water drains in the toilet backwards in the southern hemisphere? I mean don’t you have a very warm Christmas and a very cold summer and your toilets have a vortex that drains counterclockwise. Maybe these poster’s are trying to accomodate you and Rob. If we were all in one of those equator countries would the pics be sideways instead of up or down?
I’m curious now.
jon

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LittleBlackDuck

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#11 posted 07-03-2019 03:38 AM

Aren t the seasons and the the way water drains in the toilet backwards
- MrWolfe


In my subtle defense…. I will in some delusional way refrain from being my crass self… though the bone in my funny... some may call it funn bone, but may be so distant, that any expectations of sense can evaporate into the either (you care or I don t).

I don’t give a shit (as per the wolfe than can, in the forest), as I’m on an ostomy bag (well not on it but protruding from it…(DOH! who is the master?)).
The way your USA loos rotation depends on the pleasure in which you might experience extrusions from that porcelain orifice construction, (check out to be smart in a loo), however, keep your hands within the barriers.

Went to my optomerist the other day… while discussing my ailments,,, I said… “One good thing about an
ostomy bag… my eyes no longer water when I have a big crap”.

PS.... Save you some typing pottzy... rumours have it that some alcohol may be involved in this phenomenon.l

-- If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD

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LittleBlackDuck

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#12 posted 07-03-2019 03:43 AM


Aren t the seasons and the the way water drains in the toilet backwards
- MrWolfe

In my subtle defense…. I will in some delusional way refrain from being my crass self… though the bone in my funny... some may call it funn bone, but may be so distant, that any expectations of sense can evaporate into the either (you care or I don t).

PS.... Save you some typing pottzy... rumours have it that some alcohol may be involved in this phenomenon.l
I don t give a shit (as per the wolfe than can, in the forest), as I m on an ostomy bag (well not on it but protruding from it…(DOH!who is the master?)). The way your USA loos rotation depends on the pleasure in which you might experience extrusions from that porcelain orifice construction, (check out to be smart in a loo), however, keep your hands within the barriers.

Went to my optomerist the other day… while discussing my ailments,,, I said… “One good thing about an ostomy bag… my eyes no longer water when I have a big crap”.

- LittleBlackDuck


-- If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD

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LeeRoyMan

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#13 posted 07-03-2019 03:46 AM

My dad was a double bagger, and if he were still alive, it wouldn’t matter to me how his pics ended up.
That said, I don’t like looking at sideways pictures but if it looks interesting to me I will take the time to turn them for myself and check it out, if not I just close the thread and move on.
I’m still trying to get world peace, but haven’t had much luck with that either. :)

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LittleBlackDuck

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#14 posted 07-03-2019 04:13 AM


My dad was a double bagger, and if he were still alive, it wouldn t matter to me how his pics ended up.
That said, I don t like looking at sideways pictures but if it looks interesting to me I will take the time to turn them for myself and check it out, if not I just close the thread and move on.
I m still trying to get world peace, but haven t had much luck with that either. :)

- LeeRoyMan


Hmm! Double trouble… the jokes I could be at liberty to use (with the protection of those civil libertrians and political correctivists..only cause I fuc$%@g qualify, in their eyes)...

PS. My worls was at piece… then it fell to pieces…

This is in no way a rebuke of you, but more a ploriferation of my stance. Give me a soap box,

Sorry L’R’M’, but i was a pacifist in a past life. I compromised, and then give some more, and then accept the crap thrown at me, I ducked (changed my name-LBD), I dodged and then I placated.

Oh yeah!. Upside down pictures!

I used to be subserviant to the minority, and reveled in the benefit it provided. But… yes I am now selfish… why should I curtail to those that wont curtail to me… DOH! Who is in the right? If one believes in equality then two opposing ideas cannot be equal.. so I have made a choice… upside/sideways picture are hereby demoralised as naughtie... and you can take that to the bank…

My BSB No. is available on demand.

-- If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD

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AlanJ44

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#15 posted 07-04-2019 01:06 AM



I don t give a shit (as per the wolfe than can, in the forest), as I m on an ostomy bag (well not on it but protruding from it…(DOH! who is the master?)).
- LittleBlackDuck

I have one on me, also, bonus is I’ll choose when and where to toilet.

-- Alan J. Hoover, AL Keeping in mind I believe college football is only a profit center for the school.... Roll Tide!

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