| Forum topic by dennis mitchell | posted 219 days ago | 310 views | 0 times favorited | 28 replies | ![]() |
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219 days ago |
Topic tags/keywords: humor Pounding on top of a printer does not fix it! Then again it worked better than the HP trouble shooting hints did. At least now I have a solution…buy a new printer. |
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219 days ago |
Ha! Doing the same routine myself today. Must be national HP failure day. |
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219 days ago |
Its hard to find just a printer, anymore. They all have scanners and faxes attached. My Cannon has eight card slots, too. -- Maplewood, MN |
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219 days ago |
I have had my HPII-P+ for over 10 years now and I got it used. I would way that I got my money’s worth. -- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step. |
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219 days ago |
Dennis, at least you were willing to tag this as humor. That’s a positive way to look at. Maybe its your printer is celebrating a holiday? Just too bad it had to go out and get smashed…. -- Rob (A) Waxahachie,TX |
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219 days ago |
I have fond memories of the time I drove a forklift over an HP fax. Good times! -- What exactly is "The Move" and who are you calling a "Quirky Jerk"? -- http://www.north40custom.com |
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219 days ago |
Maybe a bigger hammer will help? j/k Good thing printers are disposable these days, eh? -- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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219 days ago |
Dennis, Sometimes it feels good to let it out and pound on some inanimate object. The alternatives to inaninimate objects are not great. Dalec |
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219 days ago |
Was this pounded with a hickory handled mallet or is there a more preferred type of wooden handle or tool? Was splintering of the printer much of a problem and what type of glue would you guys recommend? -- -If you love wood, cut wood, sand wood....it really doesn't matter how it turns out; you've got Dust4brains! |
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219 days ago |
I bought a cheep hp multi-function last year for christmas. it came up with an error that there was something wrong with the print cartridge. I replaced the cartridge and it still wouldn’t work. Ended up buying an even cheap multi-function Lexmark. Works for now. Thinking we must be in a throw-away society. -- ..... art for lifes sake |
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219 days ago |
I posted a blog earlier about a HP Color Laser Printer. I paid $299.00 at Sam’s club and it came with a full set of toner cartridges. Replacement toner is $325.00 So throw out the printer and get a new one for 299.00 or just replace the toner for 325.00 Is this a throw-away society or what. So I bought 2 of them. I haven’‘t plugged #2 in yet at all. -- Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com |
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218 days ago |
This printer has been a pain from day one….It is just one of the many thinks created just to irritate me. Another is my razor cell phone. I just want a good quality phone. How did I end up with one that echos and sounds like I’m having all my conversations with the PA system in a train station. I didn’t pay for the cheap one, but sure wish I had. |
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218 days ago |
You’ve noticed that on the razor also huh. -- Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com |
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218 days ago |
We just had a “new” 2.5 year old upright freeze go belly up (it wasn’t a cheap freezer either). Had a repair person look at it, it turns out the coil system is not designed to be opened or cleared. It is too costly to have someone try to clear it, because clearing one obstruction does not guarantee that it is the only obstruction. The cost of labor is such that it is not practical to fix the freezer. It may end up costing more to fix it than to just buy a new freezer. We have decided not to replace the freezer. To top all this off, we will have to pay to get rid of the freezer, because it contains hazardous waste. So it appears we are in the throw-away society. Sorry Dennis about going off in the “throw-away society” thing. Dalec |
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218 days ago |
Try finding a place that can actually repair a TV, or anything electronic. Even if you do they just replace things until it works, and costs more then a new one. -- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step. |
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218 days ago |
in this day where we preach “save the environment” and we have all this disposable products that shouldn’t be!! So buyer has the power… but before I use my power, I’m buying a new printer and throwing out my old one because it is cheaper to buy a new printer than buy new ink cartridges -- "Functional WoodArt" by Debbie, Canada (http://www.execulink.com/~yohan) |
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218 days ago |
A little advice from the Arlo and Janis comic strip.
-- When you give someone a chance it may well be their last. |
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218 days ago |
Good advice Russel! |
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218 days ago |
Printers – ya got to love ‘em. -- CaptnA - "When someone hurts you, write it in the sand so the winds of forgiveness will scatter the memory... " |
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I’m starting to see a pattern ... I bought my wife a Tassimo coffee machine last year for christmas. It worked great, made really good coffee. We collected a large collection of the coffee and tea “pods” for the machine. You guessed it. It quit working. We had such a big collection or coffee and tea we bought another one right away ! -- ..... art for lifes sake |
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218 days ago |
Looking at the economics, as it’s been said, it is cheaper to toss a piece of equipment than to fix it. So to be Green, you have to have a lot of green ($’s). Dalec |
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218 days ago |
Gee, I just found my HP Color laser printer for $249.00 The toner replacement is $349.00. So I can save $100.00 by trashing the printer. Why buy the extended warranty. -- Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com |
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Karson, It comes down to simple economics, unfortunately. What I have suspected all along is that they would give the printers away, as long as they have us on the hook to buy their printer cartidges/toner. That is where the profit is! Dalec |
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218 days ago |
Dennis, you are doing it wrong. You shake HP’s. -- -John "Do I have to keep typing a smiley? Just assume it's a joke." www.flickr.com/photos/gizmodyne |
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218 days ago |
Thats where I got mixed up. I got to get the shake down program. |
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I agree the money is in consumables. And make them unique so the clone marker is driven out. Saying you cannot guarantee the quality of the print if official HP products are not used. -- Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com |
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218 days ago |
Dennis, I hope your new printer gives you no grief and works as it should. My good thoughts are with you. Dalec |
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217 days ago |
This spring I bought a new Epson all in one, for less than the price of an HP color cartridge. Besides all of the recycling centers need to keep busy. -- Dick Cain, Hibbing, MN. http://www.woodcarvingillustrated.com/gallery/member.php?uid=3627&protype=1 |
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217 days ago |
Ditto on buying a new printer for less than the cost of ink, I’ve done it before myself. Crazy. Dennnis – I’d suggest taking the printer outside and hosing it out real good, it’s amazing the dust and grime that gets in these things. A garden hose usually works but if it’s being really stubborn I’d suggest opening every panel on the printer, strapping it to your hood and running it through the car wash… -- Tim D. - Woodstock, GA |
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